fun stuff

FUN STUFF!

Things you can learn from kids

Particularly if they are BOYS!

• A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill the bottom story of a 3000 sq. ft. house 2 inches deep.
• A 2-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. 
• However, if tied to a paint can, the fan is strong enough to spread paint on all four walls of a 20'x20' room.
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.  When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.  A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.  The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
• When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late. (No matter how old the child!)
•  Two small boys CAN can start a fire with a flint rock (even though a 38-year old Mom says they can only do it in the movies).
• Certain Lego's WILL pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.
• The words "Playdough" and "microwave" should not be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials indicate they do.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
• Always look in the oven before you turn it on.  Plastic toys do not like ovens.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.  It will, however, make cats dizzy.  Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.